A Treatise on the Supremacy of Parmesan Cheese
By: The Esteemed Council of Parmesan Enthusiasts
In a world where gouda is the default, it's time to reclaim the throne for the true king of cheeses: Parmesan. This article will explore the superiority of Parmesan in all its forms, from the aged to the fresh.
But be warned: the path to true enlightenment is fraught with Article 3: The Gouda Gaffe, a heresy that threatens to undermine the very foundations of our glorious Parmesan nation.
This article brought to you by the Parmesan Partisan Support Group